One of the native Bifurcathuria of the planet Ph(d-d-d)reem [HR 2643 Geminorum 5] receives the first positive artificial signal from its own version of SETI, the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence, a series of prime numbers possibly from the dim G type star Sol, 63 light years distant. Luckily the signal was received and recognized as sentient in origin before the huge array of bio-engineered radio telescopes was slated to be plowed over for a more practical use of Ph(d-d-d)reem’s mountainous equatorial yellow zone.